cant sleep

so its 2:03 AM and im still awake.
im thinking its cause of all the chocolates i ate.
but you've gotta eat ridiculous amounts of chocolate on easter.
its just weird if you dont.
so i thought id hop back on and write some more since no sane person would be on the internet or even awake at this time for me to talk to.

so whats on my mind at the moment is pick-up lines. and how much guts it would take to use one on a person. like you are completely putting yourself out there and theres a very strong likely-hood that you're going to get rejected. but guys still do it anyways. more power to them i guess.
my friend tom once said that no matter how bad the pick-up line you're using is, as long as you say it with confidence it will work. this being tom who is amazingly good looking and kinda cocky. this led me to think of (and find) a few of the funniest and worst pick-up lines ive ever heard. hope you enjoy.

1. if i had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery i would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
2. im going outside to make out... care to join me?
3. let's go to my place and do the things ill tell everyone we did anyway.
4. nice shoes. wanna fuck?
5. hey...somebody farted. lets get out of here.
6. i am a magical being, take off your bra.
7. my love for you is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in.
8. i have only three months to live...
9. are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
10. im sorry, were you talking to me? (no) well then, please start.
11. is that shirt felt? (no) want it to be?
12. you smell lets go take a shower.
13. if you were a booger i would pick you first.
14. if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be the McGorgeous.
15. roses are red, candlelight flickers, after the meal its off with the knickers.
16. do you have any raisins (no) how about a date?
17. hi, i have big feet.
18. whats your favourite colour (colour) mine too! wanna fuck?
19. wow for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
20. would you like to see my circumcision scar?

there you go tom, have a crack at those :)
night all xx